Dammit… there are few things I truely want in this life… world peace, true love, and a Rio Red, Swingline Model 74740 stapler… I mean, really, is that so much to ask?

I mean, world peace I’ve more of less given up on in the foreseeable future… and true love? Well, I still have high hopes for that (damn 6-foot wide hopeless romantic streak)… but that damn stapler is elusive…

They make them! Contrary to what Staples told me! SEE!

I suppose I could just order one from there, but I really want one by tomorrow night… I just don’t understand why NONE of the local office supply stores carries these… They would sell like those proverbial hotcakes…

Whew, ok, rant complete… back to work… gotta finish the coversheets for those TPS reports…